Supplies may come in handy on my long voyage inside my garage…. so I figured that the best thing to do, was to start with a Ruck March from the beautiful Viking Ship Museum in Oslo, Norway, all the way to the Viking Pub in Oslo. After all, any voyage to the far isles of Britain, must begin with a beer or two…or three.
So, I Googled the path from the Viking Ship Museum, to the Viking Pub, using the Maps feature. According to Google, it is a 3.8 mile hike. Considering I would be carrying supplies, a weapon, maybe a flask or two, if I were doing this for real, I will be carrying my own Ruck Pack with 30+ lbs. of taped up bricks…don’t ask. I will also have a water bottle to aid in any thirst until I get to the Pub, and that will round out my supplies.
I will be tracking my ruck path today using Map My Run, and will share the distances and times rucked after I finish. In the meantime, take a look at my slightly altered path.
So here is the deal. I am using some basic research, guesstimation, and a general “Yeah, that should be close enough” attitude, and converting that to an exercise plan. So, not only will you receive my wonderful version of fatherly truth, you’ll also have plenty of opportunities to see me transform from a heavyweight Viking, to a lean and not-so-mean Viking that is able to bust a door down with an axe, row across vast seas, and drink a beer or two…or wine….or mead. Or whiskey.
It’s no secret that I like Viking history and lore, so I thought rowing the distance from “possibly” the first route between Scandinavia and England, would be a fun way to help me get in shape for pillaging,
I have my path, I have my rower, and I have my goal. I will be updating the path I am taking, including distances rucked (for supplies or revelry) and the distances rowed, as I move along on my Concept 2 Model D rower.
Follow along with me for encouragement and history, as I attempt to row across the North Sea to make my mark on Blighty….all from the safety of my garage or gym.
So, things have been quiet and uneventful for awhile now, so nothing really new to write. Thanks for checking in.
The joys of being a new father have gotten the best of me, and have left this site and various media accounts dormant. But I am back, and starting off with a bang.
More details to follow.
My son poops like a Viking. Maybe not necessarily in style, because who knows how Vikings pooped? Outdoors, I reckon.
But seriously, Baby Viking makes faces and noises that I can only assume was used by the Vikings to completely terrify their opponents on the battle field.
Happy New Year to everyone! I hope that your New Year’s Eve was festive and spent with those you love. Best wishes for 2018.
I am guessing that some of the Viking skills were learned the hard way. Kill or be killed. Considering their seafaring abilities though, I would have to assume that there was some form of skilled training. I mean, did they pick a guy to be a ship builder, and then find out at sea that he was probably a better cook?
- Dad Scholarly Pursuits: I am a guy who graduated high school while successfully completing honors level classes and by all accounts, should have gone on to university and graduated with a degree. Problem is, I had no idea of what it was that I wanted to do, and I couldn’t see the value in attending classes just because I had to do them to get them out of the way. So, I entered working world without a degree, started making money, and that was that. I have actually progressed my career pretty far, considering I do not have a degree, but it has held me back at certain points, and will most likely limit my upward reaching capability in my current field. That being said, I have a hard time agreeing to pay what it costs to get a degree, just so I can complete a formality for something I am already skilled and capable enough to do. So, if I really want to think about my own scholarly pursuits, it is probably more of a “free” pursuit, limited to minimal costs for either books or on-line courses, or even local skills training.
- Viking Scholarly Pursuits: I am not sure if there were scholarly pursuits of the Vikings, per se, but I would imagine that there were at least members of the group who learned via the elders on matters regarding healing, etc. I mean, if you look at the engineering of their long boats that were used to sail the rough North Sea, there had to be some manner of passing down precise details. Add in their navigation capabilities, and even perhaps their battle tactics, and the picture quickly becomes clear that there were advances and specialties that the Vikings held in comparison to their enemies, that were not just luck of the draw or handed down by the Gods. Maybe they didn’t follow our now traditional manner of attending a university to learn a skill and get a degree, and then move into the world to either utilize those skills, or flip burgers (I’m looking at you, liberal arts). So, maybe the most clear way of defining the “scholarly pursuits” of the Vikings, is to say that they learned how to do things better through trials and hardship, so that their life might become better. I think I could focus on that without having to go back to college.
What are your scholarly pursuits? University? Tech school? Online? Or, good old fashioned grit and perseverance? Share in the comments section.
If you are a regular reader of Hagar The Horrible, you have a pretty good idea of what Viking family life was like. Happy go lucky Viking Leader Dad, stern Viking Mom, lovable rascal of a Viking Son, and a hot Viking daughter. At least, that seems like the gist of their roles in the Viking family unit.
If, on the other hand, you look at Ragnar Lothbrok, from the TV show Vikings, you get a bit of a more complex view at the Viking family unit. Multiple wives, children by both, or more importantly, sons by both. Add in the acts of raiding, leading, following, negotiating, exploring, learning, and taking vengeance when needed, then the character becomes more three dimensional than Hagar. Fatherhood and raiding aside, there is a vast difference between bumbling Hagar and calculating Ragnar, which is one reason why there are multiple Instagram accounts dedicated to Ragnar…and none to Hagar, my guess.
- Dad Family Life: I have a wonderful wife, a very young son, and a strained relationship with my own father. I know how I was raised, and for the most part, I was raised well. There are areas that I wish would have been better. I see what I deem as failures between my Dad and I’s relationship, and I am desperate to not repeat them with my own son. I am a bit of a homebody when at home, but love getting out and exploring new things when away from home (like in vacation). I am filled with wanderlust most days, and look forward to sharing this world with my wife and son as he grows older. I want to teach my son, instill great qualities in my son, encourage that spark of curiosity and drive to explore. I want him to be better than me.
- Viking Family Life: Considering the general view on lack of morals of the Vikings (raping, pillaging, killing, etc.), their society was actually somewhat egalitarian when it came to relationships between the sexes of the natives. Slavery is the definite check mark against their society morals, but women did have more of an equal standing with the men, in comparison to some of the other prominent civilizations at that time. The family was typically raised in a communal setting, which meant close interaction with others, and more importantly, shared consequences.