Supplies may come in handy on my long voyage inside my garage…. so I figured that the best thing to do, was to start with a Ruck March from the beautiful Viking Ship Museum in Oslo, Norway, all the way to the Viking Pub in Oslo. After all, any voyage to the far isles of Britain, must begin with a beer or two…or three.
So, I Googled the path from the Viking Ship Museum, to the Viking Pub, using the Maps feature. According to Google, it is a 3.8 mile hike. Considering I would be carrying supplies, a weapon, maybe a flask or two, if I were doing this for real, I will be carrying my own Ruck Pack with 30+ lbs. of taped up bricks…don’t ask. I will also have a water bottle to aid in any thirst until I get to the Pub, and that will round out my supplies.
I will be tracking my ruck path today using Map My Run, and will share the distances and times rucked after I finish. In the meantime, take a look at my slightly altered path.
So here is the deal. I am using some basic research, guesstimation, and a general “Yeah, that should be close enough” attitude, and converting that to an exercise plan. So, not only will you receive my wonderful version of fatherly truth, you’ll also have plenty of opportunities to see me transform from a heavyweight Viking, to a lean and not-so-mean Viking that is able to bust a door down with an axe, row across vast seas, and drink a beer or two…or wine….or mead. Or whiskey.
It’s no secret that I like Viking history and lore, so I thought rowing the distance from “possibly” the first route between Scandinavia and England, would be a fun way to help me get in shape for pillaging,
I have my path, I have my rower, and I have my goal. I will be updating the path I am taking, including distances rucked (for supplies or revelry) and the distances rowed, as I move along on my Concept 2 Model D rower.
Follow along with me for encouragement and history, as I attempt to row across the North Sea to make my mark on Blighty….all from the safety of my garage or gym.
What did the ladder say to the Step Ladder? “You’re not my real father!” Hahahaha….ahhhh. I kid, but seriously, why is a ladder so often used when referring to advancement in one’s career? Because you start at the bottom and move your way up toward your goal. I/m sure that Vikings must have used ladders for storming castles and such, but I wonder how they considered their own “career” advancement?
- Dad Career: I have been in the same field for a little over 18 years. The career has been lucrative, but also stressful at times, and I find that I am losing interest. My drive to rise through the ranks has been lost. This could partially be because I am feeling a little lost at this time in my life and career (middle age crisis?), or because I just don’t feel challenged. Either way, it definitely isn’t the love of my life, as far as skills to get paid money for goes. I view myself as a creative, and my current career just feels like I am filling time until I die. So, yeah…may be time to do something different.
- Viking Career: I don’t believe that Vikings, or at least the Vikings we think of, had “careers” so to speak. I am sure that some of them had skills that they excelled at, such as metalsmithing, or farming, or ship building. But the Vikings I am most interested in, historically factual or not, were the ones who raided, who explored, who took what they wanted and brought the spoils home. It could be said that maybe they preferred to be home weaving on a loom, but raiding is what brought wealth to them and their family, but I also think that to them, raiding and fighting and conquering is what made the Gods happy, so to speak. Living a good Viking life was critical to making it into Valhalla. Challenging yourself in life or death situations was one way of living the good Viking life.
What says Dad more than a poorly timed pun? Two poorly timed puns. Dad Jokes are for real, y’all. Ready for it?
“All smiles over here in the Viking Dad house. I was going to drink from my dragon’s skull, but there were a few holes in my logic. ” Boom. Mic drop. Viking Dad, out.